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The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Ashens by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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Wake up and smell the ashes 

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Ashersexual 

Being only attracted to Asher Khan and nothing/nobody else
I think I'm turning ashersexual after seeing that football form
Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019

grandmas ashes 

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD
Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky
grandmas ashes by trexhv December 12, 2019
The most British man on the internet who has been reviewing tat on an old brown sofa since 2006. Should be run out of England any time now for not liking tea.
That couch I saw at Ikea looks almost like the one used by Ashens on YouTube!
When your skin (usually legs) gets all scalley and nasty.
Cure: lotion
Damn you got some ashey legs, use some lotion.
ashey by Mel February 25, 2003