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1.
asg
Asgarv - almost like lol (laughing out loud), but in Swedish.

A _big_ laugh.
I almost killed the cat - it smelled my sock. asg
by Spuck January 21, 2007
 
2.
ASG
Awkward Social Gathering

A party or meeting that has no real purpose.
A party in which random people are invited who no ties to the group attending.
"Are you hitting up that ASG later?"
"Straight up gangsta! I even invited this kid i just met."
by Chris405 April 24, 2008
 
3.
ASG
(acronym)

After-Sex Glow
- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}
by catfight12 January 13, 2009
 
4.
asg
Short for After School Gang
in other words, a group of people who hang out together after school
my asg consists of Me, Joe, Bob, JoeBob and your mom
by ASGdefiner February 02, 2005