As far as you can push a coin

A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.

That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)

As far as you can push a coin by Jumper1969 May 1, 2023

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as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

as far as you know by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

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Dick as far as the eye can see

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

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Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like by lukedanc July 19, 2019

far as fuck

a way to describe a place that's faraway.

person 1 - 'where is it?'

person 2 - 'it's far as fuck.'

far as fuck by jwalker305 February 28, 2011

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