2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

ugly as a hat full of arseholes 

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

ugly as a hat full of arseholes by nwaa April 23, 2006

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

Funny as a hat full of assholes by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

Wearing me as a hat 

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

Wearing me as a hat by Parrotti July 22, 2018

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Don't wear fire as a hat 

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

Don't wear fire as a hat by Trikc17 March 13, 2019