Duke of Argyle's 

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

Duke of Argyle's by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Felix Argyle 

Possibly the cutest anime trap ever to exist. Once you see an image of this cat-humanoid beauty you'll immediately become gay, and want to search Google for "Felix Argyle porn". You'll end up in your bedroom for hours upon hours. Don't like weeb-shit? Think again.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme on Lacy's Discord server? Who the fuck was that hot anime girl?" "Naw, dude, that's just a guy called Felix Argyle. Hahaha you're so fucking gay". "Wait, he's a guy? Fuck me!"

Felix Argyle by sarconah June 1, 2018

arglefumph 

Arglefumph is a YouTuber with a high amount of subscribers (not listed here, as this cannot be updated, but as of October 22, 2013, he had 21,357 subscribers). He does walkthroughs for Nancy Drew, Phoenix Wright, Haunted Halls, Professor Layton and Zelda. He started his YouTube channel on September 25th, 2007, and since then he has become quite popular, providing a major source for alternative games to Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty. Arglefumph was created by Michael Gray, who was born in 1986. He has a blog that talks mostly of opinion, philosophy and gaming. He also has a Twitter account for his YouTube channel.

I was watching arglefumph the other day when Nancy Drew fell down an elevator shaft and died. I thought to myself; what would the world do without the second chance button?

arglefumph by GameOverTown October 22, 2013

Arglebot 

A Small Flowering Plant

While Walking home, I saw many arglebots growing on the street side.

Arglebot by Jonny Senum March 14, 2009

Plymouth Argyle 

South-West's largest football team, with an average attendance of about 17,000. Away attendances are among the largest in the country despite the nearest away game usually being 150-200 miles away. Achieved two promotions in three seasons and are currently one division below the Premiership.

C'mon Plymouth Argyle! Green Army!

Plymouth Argyle by Viola Tragic August 5, 2006

Arglefargle 

One of those fake £1 sized pieces of metal that you get to put on your keyring so that you can get a trolley without needing to keep £1 on you.

Can you give me the arglefargle so that I can get the trolley?

Arglefargle by awkward_turtle November 29, 2011

argyle 

A knitting pattern shaped like diamonds. It is common on socks, vests, and sweaters, and was very popular in the early 20th century to wear while golfing.

Now it has taken a resurgence, and is considered almost preppy.

"Like the argyle sweater?"

"Your wayyyy too preppy man..."

argyle by k490 December 9, 2008