Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?
Friend 2 - Bite my Banger
An alternative to Bite my banger
. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.
Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?
Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?
Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.
Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?
Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!