arsewards 

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).

"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"

arsewards by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005

Arseways 

Irish Slang
1. Something that is not in its proper position, something that has been turned askew.
2. To misunderstand something

1. I couldn't get the toast out of the toaster because it was jammed in there all arseways.

2. He called and left a message saying I should pick him up at 2, but I got it all arseways and went to the station at 2 am.

Arseways by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

arseparsnip 

This is a very special special variety of parsnip which is may be inserted by the dominant party into the receptive party’s arse, hence the name arseparsnip see,because it’s a parsnip that you stick up your… yeah, you get it.

Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast

Henry: Get down on the floor and open your legs!

Chris: Yes master

Henry: I'm going to shove this arseparsnip deep inside you, it might hurt, but you should be used to that by now.

Chris: Thank you master

arseparsnip by captain_ricebox April 3, 2009

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

Asswards by Hernux April 24, 2011

arsewalls 

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.

Each fuckthrust stretched her tight arsewalls and she moaned and struggled.

arsewalls by Tiago Zuhr October 11, 2008

back asswards 

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

back asswards by MrSmokey February 4, 2006

Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

Asswards by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008