arsetoy 

A toy for playing in ones arse.

dude: I can't get the lid off the milk....
other dude: You're such an arsetoy.

common toys - dildo, butt plug, egg whisk....whatever fits in there really.

arsetoy by DAYZEE1981 August 15, 2008

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 13, 2006

Arsetooth 

That part of the rectum which snips the poo. Invented by an acquaintace who was cheating at scrabble.

Hey look Arsetooth on a triple word score!

Arsetooth by Spikytop August 7, 2008

arseboy 

Arseboy; a boy whose arsehole you frequently visit. You are calling him your sexslave, so to speak. You establish ownership of him. You are his master and that he is not to speak against you. "Arseboy" is also meant to be used as an alternative to the all too flattering (but all too over-used) "assface".

"Hey Arseboy, come over here for a second! "

"Do you see that guy? Jeez, what an utter arseboy he is!"

"Stop arguing with me right now, arseboy. I am right and you are wrong."

arseboy by GeneralExtraStrong October 12, 2016

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 17, 2008