arsepuss 

When a womans vagina smells so bad you thinks it her asshole

i was gonna pound this chick i met at this party so hard then when she took her clothes off i saw she had a arsepuss

arsepuss by Tehawesomee April 8, 2010

Arsepurse 

The act of using your female companion as a piggy bank or money depository service, roll up the notes and slip them in, or simply deposit the coins in one by one in an orderly fashion.

Whoa dave, have you checked out her arsepurse? She's shitting money for us.

Arsepurse by bumwallet June 27, 2022

arsepurse 

The modern day prison wallet, most commonly found on the female persons in the outside world. Commonly known as 'the other hole'. The spacious subspace betwixt the cheeks that contains the sum of your fortunes.

exp 1. Mike: "My arsepurse can fit at least £1000 in £2 coins, doesn't weigh more than 4.5kg so easy to transport"
exp 2. Tim: "the tighter the arse, the better the financial security"
exp 3. Guy: "its like wearing cowboy spurs without the boots; they make that jingle sound as they walk."

arsepurse by QuantumSGT June 27, 2022

arsepiss

To defecate a near water like consistency. It usually doesnt last longer than one solid spray.

I just did an arsepiss!

arsepiss by bagngrams January 8, 2010