An actual shit club which will never win a single champions league trophy
Wow did you see Arsenal lose to Watford 100-0
by BRAYYYYYYY March 17, 2022
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A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.
Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
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Is a complete badass who has a few STDs but doesn’t tell anyone.
Poor Arsen died of an extreme case of Gonorrhea
by Scott’s taint hair January 13, 2021
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Terrible heartbreaker he loves steely dan from jojos and he is very un attractive. DO NOT DATE
Arsen is a bad person
by Unkown 2112 October 6, 2022
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a hellish place where no one truly has a good time, a fun place to be, really!

in the arsenal discord, you can see a variety of weird shit. you can see level 5s making a fool out of themselves, level 25s getting the 'No' role within 5 minutes of them getting image permissions (they argue they did nothing wrong but they know damn well they did), level 50s either being actually decent people or the type to look down on all the puny low-rank newgens (or some shit), level 15s being nonexistent, the entire discord hyper fixating on a moderator/developer as soon as they enter the chat, that one guy who gets the level 50 role and becomes inactive/turns into a completely different person, the guys who stay in one of the voice channels every fucking day and never leave, (i honestly have to commend these people, real dedicated bunch. don't know what they do in there all day but i respect it.), high-rank-chat being full of those messages that ping 8 different people with an image (or tweet) attached to the message, those people who over time developed fish's (fishenchippy)'s superior typing style, (the whole lowercase sentence followed by a period at the end type shit), and much more! oh, and you can't forget. the occasional unimportant and unnecessary """""drama""""" that happens in this server every 9 minutes that everyone forgets about the next day! how fun!
i don't know what the fuck else to put here so yeah have a good, splendid, great, amazing, terrific, wonderful, positive, favorable, excellent, rad, exceptional, neat, precious, nice, gnarly, solid, clean, exquisite day. "Arsenal Discord" (< i put this here because the site told me to include the word being defined in here so... yeah.. i don't know.)
by p97 September 16, 2023
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Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.
“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”
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