arsecrisps 

Arsecrisps. A Problem that usually occurs during those hot summer months. It involves sweat dripping between your arse cheeks and drying out, generally causing chaffing around the ring piece thus making you fell as though your arsehole has just eaten a packet of crisps,

My bum is so sore it feels like I've been eating a bag of arsecrisps.

arsecrisps by Buggermint Brady November 23, 2013

arsecress 

arse hair

mine

arsecress by roy September 11, 2003