arsebuckle 

A mildly affectionate term for a person who has the tendency to be a total blundering oaf (mostly unwittingly possibly, but not completely devoid of wit and charm - making it somewhat perplexing for the onlooker).

"That is the most stunning lack of awareness I have ever come across! Or does he mean to be such a shit? *What* an arsebuckle!

arsebuckle by Cornelia Lovedream Gilhooly July 10, 2011

Arsebubble

noun,. A false state of reality created by both an individuals crapulent delusions and basic lack of independent thoughts.

1. You better burst that arsebubble you're living in.

2. I need to pop out of this arsebubble.

Arsebubble by M. A. Larkin March 27, 2009

Sneaky Arbuckle 

An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.

1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Sneaky Arbuckle.

2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Sneaky Arbuckle.

Sneaky Arbuckle by Johnny 55 February 19, 2011

Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!

NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!

Jon Arbuckle by Andres's January 30, 2019

fatty arbuckle 

popular vaudville comedian, famous for his trial in which he was accused of raping an actress with a beer bottle and crushing her to death with his weight. during the trial it became apparent he didnt do anything like that, and today it is almost universally agreed that it was just hearsay and untrue. while popular for his silent films earlier, he was hated due to the rumor after the trial, and fell into drinking. he had a few roles and movies after the trial and tumble, but was found dead soon after. it is a sad, sad story, and Fatty's legacy is often overshadowed by his name, trial, and other comedians of the day, such as Groucho Marx.

Fatty was a good man! a very good man!

fatty arbuckle by thegreatmonkey54 July 10, 2005

Rusty arbuckle 

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest

That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!

Rusty arbuckle by S LeVade April 28, 2023

Bayley Arbuckle 

the best person ever. subscribed to pewds and is definitely super hot. they have an amazing soul mate whos absolutely gorgeous and has over 5000 wives. she is the kindest person ever and deserves all the breadsticks in the entire world. she has loads of friends and probably is best friends with a Scarlett.

Omg, ur so freaking amazing! you must be the Bayley Arbuckle ive heard about!

Bayley Arbuckle by scarlett :)))) April 30, 2020