arseblanket 

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

arseblanket by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

arsebasket 

A basket or kreel woven from material produced by the carding, teasing and weaving of fibres from the posterior of a cricket or gall wasp

Trinkets carried in a tiny arsebasket were laid before the fairy queen

arsebasket by Dermot Carmody July 12, 2004

arsebasket 

a public receptacle for grossly overweight old flangers to place their hideous bumcheeks prior to shopping at matalan.

I've just been to matalan and dropped off me chuff at the arsebasket in london road.

arsebasket by jeremy393 February 22, 2008

assblanket

See wordfuckwit/word

assblanket by Anonymous March 13, 2003

arsebasket 

a carrying vessel for rear ends

can i put my bum in your arsebasket

arsebasket by Anonymous November 5, 2003