A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola
Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning
by Doc Sos September 3, 2006
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