(n.) A very unintelligent human usually of armenian decent; sometimes referred to as a creature because of their lack of human knowledge or communication skills. Known to hold onto tall metal poles during lightning storms, and even mistake girl's assholes for their vaginas.
Man, i know retards smarter then that kid. He tried microwaving a metal fork one time, and even swallowed a cup of listerine to freshen his breath. He is such a friggin aronian.
by I Love Debbie January 22, 2009