ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

take off your armor 

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.

The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"

take off your armor by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015

armisti 

what you would call a super cute/hot couple. You would only call them armisti if they are total goals.

Awwww, they are so armisti!

armisti by Chug_Dady420 June 16, 2018

Combat armor 

A combat-armor is a wearable apparel used to protect its wearer from impacts, such as bullets or bludgeoning force. A combat-armor generally is sold/distributed with an accompaining helmet as part of a complete kit, and thus the combat-armor refer to the combat-vest and combat-helmet, as well as any other itens that may come included in a kit, such as gauntlets or combat-boots.

The army issued PASGT vest (now outdated) is a form of combat armor consisting of the vest, boots, helmet (separately classified as simply the PASGT helmet). PASGT stands for Personal armor system for ground troops.

Combat armor by ChaoticNeutral2 August 14, 2011

Armobile

A vehicle of the armenian persuasion generally owned and driven by a member of the not-as-rich-as-appears-to-be group. See: Mercedes, BMW and Audi.

Hey Anoosh, inch es anum? when did you get that fancy armobile? It's so shiny and tinted!

Armobile by armosgoindum March 15, 2009

Armored train 

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

Armored train by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it's not gay if it's almosttoasty

almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020