The Armenian genocide is where about 1 million Armenians died from the war on easter sunday, 1915 (Armenia & Turkey). A group of female children were crucified on a cross with nails in their private area, and men over 18 got sent to war. All female children got sent to a place in Turkey where rich old Turkish men raped and tortured them.
by Danyela T. April 23, 2021
The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.
by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009
The act of defecating inside the vaginal opening of a woman. The woman then contorts herself so she can eat the taco with the ground beef you filled it with.
by AfricanHistoryX March 18, 2011
An Armenian guy, typically a label whore who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Some prefer to date only other Armenians or Greeks.
by ArmoPrince444 March 24, 2012
by Anyhow February 20, 2010
People with Armenian heritage typically residing in Turkey who hid their Armenian ancestry after the Armenian genocide of 1915 to avoid persecution and discrimination. They are typically Turkish people with full or partial ethnic Armenian origin. They can also be called hidden Armenians.
My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.
by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022
When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.
I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.
by David VonDoom February 5, 2016