The state you should never move to, unless you go to Sedona or Flagstaff. Most people move to Phoenix, where I live, and most wish they were back home, like I do.
Weather: Can't go outside during summer break, heat exhaustion comes very easily while exercising. The months are nice in the winter, but you never get any actual cold or snow. There are some kick-ass monsoons every once in awhile, though.
Crime: Huge crime problems, especially with auto theft.
Education: We're 49th--or is it 50th now?--in education in the U.S.
Drivers: Drivers here are about 100x worse than California drivers; everyone speeds, runs red lights, and you hear ambulances rushing to accidents at least once a day.
Pollution: With virtually no rain or wind, the air is stale and doesn't move, thus trapping huge amounts of pollution in the Phoenix area.
So, if you're planning on moving here, I invite you; if more people are here, then there'll be less people in the nice places where I want to move back to.
Weather: Can't go outside during summer break, heat exhaustion comes very easily while exercising. The months are nice in the winter, but you never get any actual cold or snow. There are some kick-ass monsoons every once in awhile, though.
Crime: Huge crime problems, especially with auto theft.
Education: We're 49th--or is it 50th now?--in education in the U.S.
Drivers: Drivers here are about 100x worse than California drivers; everyone speeds, runs red lights, and you hear ambulances rushing to accidents at least once a day.
Pollution: With virtually no rain or wind, the air is stale and doesn't move, thus trapping huge amounts of pollution in the Phoenix area.
So, if you're planning on moving here, I invite you; if more people are here, then there'll be less people in the nice places where I want to move back to.
Me: Arizona blows; I want to move back to Oregon.
My friend Sharon: Arizona fucking sucks, I'm going back to Chicago.
My mom: I want to live somewhere that actually has trees.
Everyone I know: I'm getting the hell out of here once I can.
My stepdad: I love it here (he's always been a bit odd).
My friend Sharon: Arizona fucking sucks, I'm going back to Chicago.
My mom: I want to live somewhere that actually has trees.
Everyone I know: I'm getting the hell out of here once I can.
My stepdad: I love it here (he's always been a bit odd).
by Cosima Muija January 22, 2009
She seems really nice at first but once you get to know her she turns into a bitch.
Backstabbing, evil and sassy
Backstabbing, evil and sassy
by Americanpizza101 November 12, 2016
Hotter than hell or colder than hell Drier than FUCK no matter where you live. Very few messy things like lake or rivers or rain for that matter.Sun comes up WAY too early and sets WAY too early year round Full of wannabe libertarian gun tottin JACKASSES really mostly handlebar moustached rich middle aged WHITE bastards with bleach blonde too young wives on their arm driving big ass 4X4 pickup trucks Full of really BAD drivers worse when there is ANY weather to speak of. Not to mention the OLD Bastards who should have put it up years ago who try to kill you when you are walking down the street or who off themselves by driving the wrong way down freeway entrances.Tucson and Phoenix = Ridiculous URBAN SPRAWL and TRAFFIC Sedona, Flagstaff and the rest of Northern Arizona = Pretentious rich white bastards with homes they occupy only a few month out of the year because they are smart enough to vacate this SHITHOLE every chance they get.
TRAILER PARK, TRAILER PARK and....TRAILER PARK Full of JACKASS conservative College Students who because it the first time they have been away from home get SHITFACE any chance they get and act like the JCAKASSES that they really are. Street Assaults NECK Stabbings seem to be the method of choice. FRI/SAT night = Multiple JACKASSES face down on the side walk bleeding after mixing it up at the WANNABE Hip Hop Club. P.S. Recent development Neck stabbings to be replaced by RECTAL Stabbings as method of choice No Joke!!!
TRAILER PARK, TRAILER PARK and....TRAILER PARK Full of JACKASS conservative College Students who because it the first time they have been away from home get SHITFACE any chance they get and act like the JCAKASSES that they really are. Street Assaults NECK Stabbings seem to be the method of choice. FRI/SAT night = Multiple JACKASSES face down on the side walk bleeding after mixing it up at the WANNABE Hip Hop Club. P.S. Recent development Neck stabbings to be replaced by RECTAL Stabbings as method of choice No Joke!!!
by HATE AZ May 10, 2011
where hopes and dreams go to die.
The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia
The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia
by ressaler October 28, 2008
The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH October 30, 2007
From The Grand Canyon to Death Valley.
Where Scorpions and Rattlesnakes rome.
From The hot desert weather to the massive rains.
From New Mexico to California.
From decent weed to sand.
Where Scorpions and Rattlesnakes rome.
From The hot desert weather to the massive rains.
From New Mexico to California.
From decent weed to sand.
Arizona is fucking hot ^_^
by The Alex June 22, 2005
A strain of hydroponic marijuana. Sometimes confused with kush because of the red veins in it. Much cheaper than most strains of equal potency, so it is often chopped and mixed with ditch weed, to give the crappy weed the appearance of actual smokable stuff.
Ironically, Arizona is more popular in California than Arizona.
Abbreviation: AZ.
Ironically, Arizona is more popular in California than Arizona.
Abbreviation: AZ.
by Cancer Fetish August 29, 2010