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A syndrome currently possessed only by Ariss Portrick that makes you inmature and a hypocrite in every message you send. It also makes you call people inmature when you're worse than them in that aspect.
Anyone: "I got banned for saying "meme"
Ariss: I banned you for being inmature. Be like me, and you'll get moderator with hard work.
by faze scarce March 25, 2017

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Word used to impress the opposite sex mainly because it is such an arousing name to begin with.
Also known as Adam ariss a norwigen porn star.
"Hey babe check out my ariss!"
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007

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known as a world wide sex icon and used in dirty talk.
"hey babe, check out my ariss"
by jeoffery November 13, 2007

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a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007

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commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss
hey you guys, oh my god you guys, i screwed ariss last week and i havent stopped bleeding since
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007

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although it is commonly know as a rather large penis, most people seem to think this is a good thing, ariss is actualy a large black cock. the bellend is actualy in the shape of a 1950's kettle and the pubic hairs are this with bacon grease. and with a small peanut sized ball sack the ariss is currently undergowing surgery to replace the penis with a small hamster
holy shit wtf is that ariss it looks like my dead grandmother
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007

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a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007

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