arghfuck 

Pirate orgy consisting of Captain, first mate, and parrot on the poop deck.

There was a HUGE arghfuck during the War of 1812 where Abraham Lincoln went into space to conquer the alien planets of Zargon and Uragaywad.

arghfuck by superpiratesexbyhayden March 25, 2008

arshfuck 

adjectiv; combination of arse shit and fuck,

"Stupid arshfuck!" said a dick face,
"I'll give you arshfuck!"said an arshfuck,
"shut up both you arshfucks!" said non-arshfuck

arshfuck by tits-a-kimbo September 24, 2005