Are You In The Army? 

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

Are You In The Army? by Dave November 4, 2004

What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

What are you doing in MY SWAMP? by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018

Why are you locked in the bathroom? 

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

Why are you locked in the bathroom? by Smokyoin April 12, 2021

are you shitting in my pants?! 

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

are you shitting in my pants?! by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

peppa what are you doing in my chocolate 

PePpA wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg In My ChOcOlAtE is a tik tok meme.
where people bite into there chocolate egg and find peppa pig in it

“lol i just saw this funny peppa what are you doing in my chocolate tik tok”

peppa what are you doing in my chocolate by Watemamdjck September 10, 2019

Are you dumb in the head? 

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

Are you dumb in the head? by purplemask July 6, 2021

Are you born in 2010? 

This is a pickup line created by Juney, the other person would respond no or their birth year and then the person saying the pickup line would say “Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉” 10 meaning they’re hot but it’s a play on words for ‘10 meaning born in 2010.

Guy:Are you born in 2010?
Girl:No I’m born in 2007
Guy:Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉
Girl: 😘

Are you born in 2010? by Juneyb October 25, 2023