Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

arachnid 

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

arachnid by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

arachnid 

Surely one of the most successful groups of animals in the history of this planet. There are arachnids on every continent (except Antarctica, obviously). Arachnids include spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks and the like. Though it is very rare for soft-bodied animals to survive, in fossil form, the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old, and there are even older fossil scorpions and sea scorpions known. Whenever I watch a tarantula or scorpion I can't help feeling I'm being given a viewpoint on an early age of life on this planet.

An example of an arachnid: a tarantula, a member of the oldest group of spiders which did not spin webs, merely used silk to line their burrows.

arachnid by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

Archidrunk 

Intoxicated with a combination of sleep deprivation and excessive consecutive hours of designing, drawing, and modeling to the point of SERIOUS impairment of physical and mental faculties. Intoxication may be furthered by the toxic fumes of any of the following: plexiglas/styrene being cut on a laser cutter, Zap-a-Gap, spray fix, rubber cement, Sharpies.

After working at Givens for 52 hours straight, Rachel was archidrunk to the point of no longer being able to draw straight lines.

Archidrunk by Rachel R. Brown September 8, 2006

st'archidia mou 

Dal greco letteralmente sui miei coglioni si avvicina all'italiano sto cazzo

-Δίναμε εκατό ευρώ diname ekato evro (dammi cento euro)
- στ' αρχιδια μου st'archidia mou (col cazzo)

st'archidia mou by Lthgpes April 27, 2015

Arachnids

Bitch

"Arachnids"
"What a bitch"

Arachnids by Frick, bitch November 22, 2019

Arachnids of Level 8 

Various spiders found in Level 8 of the Backrooms.

The Arachnids of Level 8 are all venomous.

Arachnids of Level 8 by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022