Aquasexual

A person who's attracted to expensive water and gets extremely aroused when drinks aquafina

Matthew: "This Aquafina SLAPS, im going to orgasm now"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"

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Aquatextaphobia

The fear of texting while near water (or other liquids). Especially toilets, alcoholic beverages or swimming pools.

Many people develop aquatextaphobia after dropping their cell phone into water and losing all of their contacts.

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The ability to be able to turn bath taps on and off with both feet.

aquadextrous by xTheDarkx December 22, 2004

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As Jack got in the hot tub, Jen got in. They were both EXTREMELY horny!! So they wanted sex in water, and it became... "aqua sex".

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aquadextrious person is one who can operate shower controls w/ his or her feet.

dude i turned on the water w/ my foot!
Dude your aquadextrious

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Someone who is attracted to things that resemble water or bodies of water

Person 1: DAMN THAT SHIT RIPPLED!!!

Person 2: He’s such an aquasexual.

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Having sex on water, i.e., inside a pool, or on a bath tub or under the shower.

girl : that was awesome

boy: this is why, I love having Aqua-sex

girl: *grins*

boy: *grins*

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