Après cunt 

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

Après cunt by silkpouch September 25, 2007

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

Après fart by indybob November 21, 2011

apus history 

One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.

Bum: Spare some change??

Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?

Bum: I took apus history.

Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?

apus history by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009

Atrus 

Main character in Myst games. Father of Sirrus, Achenar and Yeesha. Wife of Catherine. Son of Gehn and Keta/Leira.

Atrus's choice of punishment has been hard on the people of Riven, and many have suffered because of it.

Atrus by Gehn III February 8, 2004

aphus 

A theme park guest that ask obvious questions.

"Excuse me were is the bathroom" *while standing outside bathroom* "Yes right behind you". What a aphus.

aphus by Ezt92 October 6, 2015

Aurus 

Aurus is a fantasy name created in the Czech Republic. Originally it was name of a very old warlock, master of dark arts and skillful necromancer. It's origin we may find in a latin word for gold - Aurum.

The legend says that once, for a moment, a mighty archmage was possessed by powerful dark spirits. However, he was too smart for letting them control his body so once they felt asleep, he overpowered them and absorbed their powers. Enhanced by such a great power he went to his home city and destroyed it entirely since their citiziens had disrespected him in every way. After he had done it just with a flick of his finger, he raised their dead bodies taking full control over them. Now he was unstoppable. Killing, destroying and plundering became his daily rutine... but not for long. He hadn't realised that those powers, he was in control of, were so dangerous that even devil itself was affraid of them. Unseeing his limitations he let his powers to grow bigger and bigger, until one day they mowed down his whole undead army like a wheat in a field, turning him into a mindless creature lost in time.

"Even though he's gone now, we have to-" and those were the last words of the city mayor since his heart was ripped out of his chest few seconds later by a mighty hand of Aurus.

Aurus by Follower of Hidden Way October 12, 2018

apres skiing 

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots

Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.

apres skiing by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011