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a man dips his testicles into a jar of fruit preservatives, preferably apricot, to allow his lady friend the pleasure of indulging in the delicious oral cleansing of the fruitastic testicles
Scott & Sarah went on a picnic and had enough extra preservatives for an apriscott.
by Captain Pirate May 19, 2011