Bro1: Dude, what are you doing here? Weren'
t you going to hang with Janessa?
Bro2: I've been trying, man! Her girlfriends convinced her to get
Instagram last week, and she's been so appy that she won'
t text me back.
Bro1: Just get an Instagram then.
Bro2: Does it look like I have testicals to you?