Bro1: Dude,
what are you doing here? Weren't you going to hang with Janessa?
Bro2: I've been trying, man! Her
girlfriends convinced her to get
Instagram last week, and she's been so appy that she won't text me back.
Bro1: Just get an Instagram then.
Bro2: Does it look like I have testicals to you?