Bro1: Dude, what are you doing here? Weren't you going to
hang with Janessa?
Bro2: I've been
trying, man! Her girlfriends convinced her to get Instagram last week, and she's been so appy that she won't
text me back.
Bro1: Just get an Instagram then.
Bro2: Does it look like I have testicals to you?