The Amputated Hand 

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

apparated 

A word that was once not defined by Urban Dictionary.

Guy: I just looked up apparated on Urban Dictionary, but it wasn't there!!
Girl: It is now :)

apparated by mynameisrudolph December 18, 2010

Amputate 

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

aputate

Chicano slang for hurry up, but replacing the "r" in "apurate" with "t", it means "Bitch hurry up", or "hurry up bitch!'

YOU GOING SOOO SLOWWW !! OMG APUTATE!!!

aputate by Prieta J March 30, 2016

Amputated

Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs

mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night

Amputated by Mfp420 December 28, 2010

amputate 

The act of chopping off the cock.

timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.

amputate by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

Apperated 

To appear before someone via means of teleportaion

Doc. Brown apperated before Marty McFly in his time-traveling DeLorean

The ghost apperated before them all, begging for revenge

The man had apperated from a parallel universe

Apperated by Mr.Reebo November 10, 2011