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A person who has no idea how to use his cellphone but downloads tons of applications(apps) for it just to show off.
The person normally has no skills with electronic devices at all but uses his/her money to buy expensive gadgets to boast his/her ego and acceptance in a group.
A guy that has no friends but a tiny penis shows off his cellphone at a party:

"Hey guys, look at what my cool samsung galaxy S2 can do! Woohoo, and look what happens if you turn it upside down!"

The other party attendants pays him little attention, continues to drinks beer and sighs. "Can you believe that guy? Such an appmaster!"
appmaster by ShaDeFaDe July 19, 2011
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appsterbation 

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.
Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.
appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010

appsterbating 

the act of using a mobile app all by one's self and ignoring one's environment and any nearby people as a result
Chris was at the party, appsterbating
appsterbating by Cybergecko March 22, 2016
a hipster that defines levels of coolness based on the amount of obscure iphone applications acquired.
Him, "Yea, i have a new app.....it tells you about indie bands before they form."

Her, "You're such an appster."
appster by gurutea April 28, 2009

PPMaster6969 

The ultimate master of the PP's. Has a 29 feet long erect schlong and has the capability to bestow others with a large pp. If challenged, you will have your pp destroyed. He is omnipotent and has the ability to destroy existence with his massive pp.
PPMaster6969 showed his cocked to me and it was massive.

assmaster 

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.
assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster 

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.
Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.
assmaster by cartman69 March 30, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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