Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM

Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.

by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008

Facebook Applications Geek

Some one who has many facebook applications installed in his profile

Cherry: OMG, Did you see bruce's facebook? Its so messy with applications that I hardly located his wall
Jim: Oh, shit I know , he is a Facebook Applications Geek.

by KIDZO September 27, 2007

Non-applicable "you too"

Saying "you too" as a response to someone when this is completely non applicable to them.

Example of a non-applicable "you too"

Waitress: Here you go, enjoy your meal!

Me: Thanks, you too!

Waitress: ...What?

*uncomfortable silence*

by ashketchumfugyeahhhh October 6, 2009

application/x-shockwave-flash

Tech geeky way to say Adobe Flash (which doesn't exist anymore 😔)

<object data="smiley.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="200" height="250">

by 何 November 5, 2022

Are you taking job applications

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

by derulais July 24, 2022

Application of your intelligent mind

It is an act of converting your previous experiences to a profitable excellent result in every area of your life.

"Application of your intelligent mind" is when you have been corrected over a mistake, and your ability to apply it in your work to help you pass to the next stage in your work.

by chuchuigwe January 31, 2012

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005