applebutter

A slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from sexual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved

"Ew, honey! what's on the bed?"
"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's just a little applebutter."

applebutter by grossgab May 31, 2009

applebutter days 

A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.

This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.

"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."

"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."

"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."

applebutter days by grossgab May 31, 2009

Applebutt 

Large, rounded ass that curves under to form an apple-like shape towards where the ass meets the thigh

That girl has the sweetest badonkadonkin applebutt I have eva seen!

Applebutt by Haha.... no January 13, 2009

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

catshit and apple butter by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Apple Butter 

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.

Apple Butter by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

apple butter 

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.

Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.

apple butter by Jeff's Mom April 29, 2006

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

(shit and apple butter) by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009