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to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.
ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"
by xxTV82xx February 02, 2011
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The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.
When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie
by We are ONE May 17, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)
by aereilly August 03, 2003
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What some people make of 'apple pipe'
"Ferdinand, what are you doing?"
"Constructing an apple pipe."
"You're making apple pie???!!!"
"No, but that could come in handy some time later."
by Leonidas in a Speedo September 15, 2008
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a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...
e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...
by BarneyBwoii. May 05, 2008
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Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know
by SongsOfOld October 03, 2003
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the new way of enhancing erections.
(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?
by TheCroft June 05, 2007
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