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fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.
I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.
fuck apple by crungo July 26, 2017

Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.
You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole
I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.
fuck apple by SqirrelsNuts August 1, 2016

Apple Fucker 

One whom fucks the apples.
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
Apple Fucker by itslilred September 6, 2021

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.
Fuck your apples by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"