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a clean way to call someone an asshole
omg your such an apple.

"i can't believe i dated him he is such an apple.
by ki'yo* May 19, 2009
An apple is a type of fruit
Apple bong
by Briany911 November 12, 2008
apples r so awesome and delicious!
today i ate an apple.
by lafalot May 17, 2008
a fruit that beggins with the letter a
i like to eat lots of apples so the doctor will go away
by Eric Desautel November 24, 2007
a sun-burnt white person. Red on the outside, white on the inside.
Hey look at that surfing apple.
by Syk0-Assass!n June 12, 2003
1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone
'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton
by Castfield March 02, 2009
Want an apple?
Lets go eat an apple together!
You make me horny, I feel like eating an apple.
by deserted island February 23, 2009