Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence

Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B

by AncientSalami September 4, 2010

round of applause

To clap two hands together, while in an area that is usually to tight to fit more than two fingers.

Wow, look at that tiny little dress. I bet you could give that chick a round of applause!

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Nebraskan Round of Applause

The act of a man pulling down his pants and squatting/clapping his testicles in lake water; to be preformed in any Lake in Nebraska.

Remember that time Trace Atkins gave everyone a Nebraskan round of applause?

by Honeycombbandita June 17, 2018

par-four applause

Perfunctory applause motivated by a sense of obligation or politeness rather than from genuine enthusiasm or admiration.

Mary's version of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" generated only par-four applause from the karaoke audience.

by von Trips August 30, 2009

Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.


Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

Applause Team

A group of paid Donald Trump sycophants who accompany him at various public events and applaud his every utterance in an attempt to make his pronouncements appear more popular than they actually are. The Applause Team also regularly frequents Trump press conferences, where they are assigned the task of jeering at any reporter who dares to ask a question which might make Trump uncomfortable or trick him into providing a truthful response. The term Applause Team was first popularized by retired US intelligence expert Malcolm Nance.

The Applause Team's raucous applause at a choreographed Trump appearance at the CIA Memorial Wall sullied the memory of 117 American heroes in a transparent and pathetic attempt to falsely make it appear that there was broad support for the new president among CIA employees after he had questioned their patriotism and falsely equated members of the US intelligence agencies with Nazi Germany .

by AmericanPatriot17 January 23, 2017