apoding

Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.

I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.

by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013

apod

a website created by NASA that humps Digg and makes you feel like you know nothing about science since you only went through 3 out of the gatrillion pictures

nerd: i looked at all the apod pictures from 1998
imaginary friend: you're a fucking loser
nerd: but I know what the magellanic cloud looks like

by imetakidnamedkid April 20, 2008

apodment

Extra-small apartments with a shared kitchen down the hall (modern versions of the rooming houses of the past) which best suit one busy, budget-minded person who doesn’t have much stuff. Seattle, WA, USA defines legally defines it.

Synonyms: Small Efficiency Dwelling Unit (SEDU), micro-housing

I appreciate that my neighborhood can attract people young and old, rich and poor, with many different occupations. Apodments are one way to keep rents affordable for more people and attract a surprisingly broad mix of students, full-time workers, and recent college grads saving up for their first real apartment.

In time I think we’ll look back on the micro-apartment trend and laugh at the worry it stirred up. These buildings are going up to cash in on a hunger for inexpensive housing at a time when market-rate buildings are in short supply.

by AileenH September 23, 2017