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Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.
I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.
by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013

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