apoding

Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.

I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.

apoding by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013

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Apoingus

An expression of celebration after an absolutely sick play in a video game, sport, or just a generally sick moment in real life. The term is said enthusiastically, and should always be before an exclamation mark. It is very effective when said after a sick 100m snipe as well.

Fonz: APOINGUS! HA! You suck man, go look at some stretch marks doofus!

Bavid: Cmon man, you know I can't beat someone as legendary as you. By the way, you and toucan's ex would make a great couple.

Apoingus by TheLegendaryFonz September 6, 2021

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apoding • Apoingus • Sexual Apoking

Sexual Apoking

An irrational sense of arousal created by being frequently poked via Facebook.

I love sexual apoking, it really gets me going.

Sexual Apoking by allt1mebl0w February 1, 2015

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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