where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
by mmenewt June 2, 2022
1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
by Fore-Site August 18, 2011
cannibal apocalypse
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
by Mormon Nathan February 28, 2020
Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.
That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!
by CharlieSheenWINNING March 7, 2011
An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013