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to have an object lodged up ones anus, often causing moodiness and unpleasant behavior.
I'm quite annouyed at this object apitum, it has caused me to become moody.

whats that, is that a carrot apitum, my dear fellow.
by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore August 16, 2005
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Why are you being such APITA?
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