apilf
I got so worked up thinking about this aplif I saw on TV that I had to go by a 7-11 to get some Hostess snacks to smear on my genitalia and anus.
apilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004
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apioform
Derived from the Latin "apis" (bee) and "forma" (figure), "apioform" can be used as an insult, compliment, random placeholder, or for any purpose whatsoever. Mostly used in the context of esoteric programming languages, somehow. The word can be expanded by inserting or prepending prefixes such as "cryo", "pyro", "chrono", "contra" or "meta" to convey additional meaning, e.g. "cryoapiocontraform". An older form was "apiohazard", for hazardous apioforms, but this has fallen out of use.
Despite some isolated claims to the contrary, apioforms are not considered a memetic hazard.
Despite some isolated claims to the contrary, apioforms are not considered a memetic hazard.
You are like 3 (three) apioforms.
What even is an apioform?
Alright, apioforms.
Ideatic chronoapioforms in meta-ubqvian space.
That idea is isomorphic to 34 apioforms!
games and other programs that are apioformic to run on linux or openbsd.
It graphs apioform concentration (including retroactively) over time.
anyway "lyric make macron" would make a fine sequel to beware apioforms and "fixing ewo" yes
apioforms are form-suffixed apios
anyway i need to rotate in the xz plane so bees and apioforms are plentiful.
apioform you're not listening to me.
What even is an apioform?
Alright, apioforms.
Ideatic chronoapioforms in meta-ubqvian space.
That idea is isomorphic to 34 apioforms!
games and other programs that are apioformic to run on linux or openbsd.
It graphs apioform concentration (including retroactively) over time.
anyway "lyric make macron" would make a fine sequel to beware apioforms and "fixing ewo" yes
apioforms are form-suffixed apios
anyway i need to rotate in the xz plane so bees and apioforms are plentiful.
apioform you're not listening to me.
ATILF
Short for, "Autistic Techie I'd Like To Fuck".
The term originated in San Francisco, due to the density of highly attractive but completely socially inept tech workers.
The term originated in San Francisco, due to the density of highly attractive but completely socially inept tech workers.
Bill: Wow Kate is a total ATILF. I'd definitely tap that.
Rick: Good luck having a conversation with her bro, she only speaks Python.
Tom: Thinks to himself, "Damn, Nancy is such an ATILF, I have to invite her over for dinner and Netflix."
Tom: Hey Nancy, want to come over this Friday for dinner?
Nancy: I only eat Sriracha and toast when I'm not coding, plus Google told me my cat has fungal meningitis so this weekend is not good for me.
Becky: Hey Jeff, want to come get lunch with the other team members and me?
Jeff: No Becky. I don't. I only eat Soylent.
Trisha: Mark would be a total ATILF if he showered more than once a week and his one hoodie didn't smell like pot.
Rick: Good luck having a conversation with her bro, she only speaks Python.
Tom: Thinks to himself, "Damn, Nancy is such an ATILF, I have to invite her over for dinner and Netflix."
Tom: Hey Nancy, want to come over this Friday for dinner?
Nancy: I only eat Sriracha and toast when I'm not coding, plus Google told me my cat has fungal meningitis so this weekend is not good for me.
Becky: Hey Jeff, want to come get lunch with the other team members and me?
Jeff: No Becky. I don't. I only eat Soylent.
Trisha: Mark would be a total ATILF if he showered more than once a week and his one hoodie didn't smell like pot.
Apilli Roller
He has a cat named Apilli Rollerand he loves her to death. It's kind of random. This isall about sports and where he's from, but he just wants to talk about his cat. Can he fuckin' talk about his cat?
Apilli Roller by Austin Post's Baby Mama June 8, 2018
Ailf
Ailf by AILF LOVER! September 29, 2010
AILF
Acronym for "Alien I'd Like to Fuck".
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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