aphistion 

the state of being stuck in a dream world permanently

synonyms: hallucinating, imagining, coma, drunk-dreaming, unconsciousness
antonyms: real-life, wide-awake, realization, reality, three-dimensional
misspellings: afhistion, aphestion, aphiston, ahitsib, afjs

After being hit on the head, the poor man was in aphistion, without moving.

aphistion by CommaRealichi October 19, 2013

ascistionance 

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

ascistionance by Jay February 15, 2005

afistionado 

An aficionado of fisting ,

So we went to this party that the new neighbours put on , and it turns out the husband likes the feel of lycra against his skin and the wife is a total afistionado - wide as a hippo's mouth dude !

afistionado by Dr Elephantus December 2, 2010