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noun: the dissatisfaction that arises when one realizes one's Apple® product is not only imperfect (e.g. gets too hot), but would in any case fail to make one happy. Usually addressed (but not ultimately relieved) by purchasing another Apple® product.
"What's wrong with Joe?" "Just apfelschmerz. His phone isn't new anymore."
by hasselvlad September 12, 2013
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