The Apache Spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”

by Thug shaker god April 15, 2023

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Apache goulash

A concoction of semen and toenails usually added to a smoothie or eaten as a side.

Dude you should try the Apache goulash at applebees

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

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Pullin' an apache

You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.

-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!

by RRDNisse June 15, 2017

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