a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.
Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.
by Phil Deholsen August 6, 2007
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