anustentialism 

anustentialism:

1.) noun. an existential philosophy from an anal point of view.

1.) I was thinking about life the other day and realized, not only am I an existentialist, I'm a follower of anustentialism as well.

2.)YOU snuck up on me earlier, you anustential rascal.

3.)I think you like being snuck up on anustentially.

4.)Woman! I'm going to riley you anustentially.

anustentialism by Helga the Wise March 4, 2010