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Alspenis
The town of Alpena, Michigan is often referred to as Al's Penis. It is full of rednecks and polocks. Mullets and mustaches are not exclusive to men, and can most likely be seen on the women shopping/working at Walmart. The poor people buy Natty Light and the more wealthy folk can afford Busch Light. Activities in this town include drinking while:
- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?
There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.
- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?
There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.
Person 1: If you had to describe the entire town of Alspenis in one object what would it be?
Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.
Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.
Alspenis by AtownMadness December 13, 2009
Aquapenis
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
Aquapenis by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005
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asspenis
1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP
asspenis by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004