anus pankle Share definition Flag When you don't wipe your ass well enough and it gets crusty, itchy, and all together uncomfortable. Ah man, I shit and then had to run out real fast, now i have a really severe anus pankle anus pankle by ChrisKnight December 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the anus pankle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch