anus fly trap
when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
anus fly trap by bmxking May 13, 2005
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Anus Fly Trap
When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
Anus Fly Trap by Pyravia April 21, 2018
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anus fly-trap
When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.
After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.
anus fly-trap by AUsome January 14, 2013
Anus Flytrap
The act of holding your butt cheeks wide open in anticipation of a finger to enter the area. At this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.
So Tina was showing some ass the other day so I went hand first in for it. Turns out she was pulling an anus flytrap on me, again.
Anus Flytrap by The dozer with a 'tude August 31, 2014
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)