antiquing 

The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.

That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!

antiquing by Patrick D November 19, 2002

antiquing 

bender's least-said word

is it antiquing?...boom.

antiquing by andrew k February 5, 2004

going antiquing 

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

going antiquing by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquing 

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

antiquing by karissa11 May 15, 2006

antiquing 

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

antiquing by TripJ October 27, 2009

antiquing 

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

antiquing by Vash September 24, 2004

antiquing 

Antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. Sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.

Let's go antiquing tonight!

antiquing by Ericandstuff December 24, 2007