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antorgasm 

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
antorgasm by busterboner September 30, 2009
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aftergasm 

The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.
My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.
aftergasm by c0x November 22, 2006

Autogasm 

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.
Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*
Autogasm by Dave Rowe January 23, 2009

Authorgasm

The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.
Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.

All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!
Authorgasm by CakeShipper May 27, 2013

Adorgasm 

The feeling you get when seeing someone or something really really cute.
OMG this baby who won't let go of my hand is giving me an adorgasm.
Adorgasm by habibil'amour January 7, 2010

Adorgasm 

Adorgasm (uhh dore gasm) n; an orgasm that results from witnessing something unbearably adorable.
I just had an adorgasm from that puppy, wrapped in kittens, covered in ponies.
when you orgasm so hard that you blow a blood vessel in your head
he did her so hard that she had a aneurgasm
aneurgasm by dizztizzlewizzle March 5, 2008