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antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020
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Antistrophe

1.The choral movement in classical Greek drama in the oppostite direction from that of the strophe.
2. A totally awesome zine/interactive art experience.
Those girls who write Antistrophe are so awesome, I bet they're also totally hot.
Antistrophe by Jaksun April 16, 2005

Antisturbate

Having such anticipation for an event, you get the urge to masturbate to it.
Walter: "Hey I just got the new Need for Speed game but I can't play it because I don't have my Xbox!!!"
Connor: Aw man that's torture, you're probably just going to antisturbate till you get to play it then."
Walter: "Yeah..."
Antisturbate by MC Lightning November 19, 2013

antistraightkids 

antistraightkids is an amazing person to walk on this planet and helps every body and is an amazing bestie who makes very funny and meaningful content on tiktok
who is that? omg heyyy bestie its antistraightkids

antistereotypical 

It's exactly what you wouldn't think it is.
antistereotypical is a long word I'm not going to type it again.
antistereotypical by E.Mouse August 14, 2010

AntiStrachanTwat

Celtic "pundit" who - even were he to guide the team to unlikely victory in the Champion's League - would still call Gordon Strachan "shite."
Daver: "Steviebhoy; that really was a pile of utterly gangrenous pish you wrote, was it not? Surely even the likes of you - with the IQ of a tea cosy - must realise that a manager who has won 3 leagues in a row, and the League Cup only yesterday is deserving of some acclaim?"

Steviebhoy - "Naw, Strachan's shite. We won all these accolades despite Strachan - if it were not for him, we would be 84 points ahead in the league, and just have knocked Messi's Barcelona out of the european Cup."

Daver: "Are you sure you are not in fact speaking a load of monotonous drivel, and that even the village idiot would come to the conclusion that strachan has done every Celtic fan proud with victory yesterday?"

Steviebhoy: "Naw, he's just shite."

Daver: You fucking AntiStrachanTwat
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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