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A roommate who's domestic habits are so trifling and to such an extent as to prevent any relationship from ever progressing to the point of being classified as a long term or committed relationship. Thereby said roommate prevents any possibility of a relationship from ever migrating to co-habitation or marriage so long as he/she is in the same residence.
Friends are talking about Leo's roommate moving out. Leo says, "Now I will be able to settle down, or at least bring a woman home. Although, I think I'm going to miss my anti-wife." We ask wtf is an anti-wife... and well I think I got real close to the answer.
by JCCoppertop January 27, 2011

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